a guy walks in with two puncture wounds on his neck like “u should see the other guy” and then a vampire walks in covered in those cartoony lipstick kiss marks
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i made another dhampir oc :) she's not for any specific story though. she's sixteen years old and when she dies and is reborn as a fully realized vampire she intends to eat her friends and she's very open about that but her friends all think she's just making creepy jokes but she's serious. she just goes to regular urban fantasy high school in fantasy usa and dresses like that bc she's really excited about the vampire thing. i think she stole the dress from the theatre department. she was born in the hospital thats just a couple blocks away from her regular urban fantasy high school but she does a clearly fake vague eastern european accent. her mother named her catherine but she introduces herself as luljeta. also she's a lesbian. thank you
oh silly lule, doing her bit again 🤪 (she's going to eat them for real thats her whole plan)
genuinely one of my favourite details about Bram Stokers Dracula that isn't really transferred to the pop culture is that vampires have irridescent eyes, they appear brown at a glance, however when light is reflected on them they seem to go red!
another thing that pop culture latched onto is this idea that you might use a wreath of garlic bulbs to ward off a vampire, however, in the book there is a popular use of garlic blossoms rather than the bulbs. i think these are a lot prettier and way more versatile for stylisation! you could have a garlic flower crown.
also like the cowboy part can we please stop omitting the fact that there is a real ass cowboy in Bram Stokers Dracula and hes from real ass Texas and he has a fucking gun and he tries to fucking shoot Dracula
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“ //Absurdly helpful for people writing royal characters and/or characters who interact with royalty and members of the nobility.
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Citizen is simpler and more beautiful~...](https://64.media.tumblr.com/15613cbad42143001771682ae9720d59/tumblr_n21d1wZ74t1torw6zo1_540.png)
//Absurdly helpful for people writing royal characters and/or characters who interact with royalty and members of the nobility.
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Citizen is simpler and more beautiful~ but just in case anyone needs this.
DUDE BUT THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL PEOPLE
in medieval times you ONLY addressed a king/queen with “Your Majesty”, NEVER “Your Highness”. To address a king/queen with “Your Highness” was considered an insult.
gay people :)